I wish I could just press the restart button on some people.
(Source: standarded, via thefuuuucomics)
Me: *reluctantly gets off couch*
Me: “I’m too pretty for this”
hmu if u wanna date a piece of shit
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i have two moods hungry and ugly
(Source: trapg0ds, via alexernst)
could you please fill out this quick survey for me?
when your friend calls you a “gold digging cock slut”
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